short story on how stupid woman are (at times, you know...)

how stupid can a woman be? well, you'll never really know until you actually ARE a woman. Ha! so here the privileged view of behind the curtain (mira said that would sound good!) from a woman who knows ;-)

72 hours in a womans life.
0-24 Woman made herself not call him. Usually she is not the kind of woman to follow any rules but sometimes even she does strange things because of all sorts of strange considerations that happen to capture her oh so sophisticated mind. look, he said, lets keep it special. yeah, sure. All she knows is, that she wants him and doesn't want to wait. Fuck impatience. Cool down, be cool. One of those rules says not to show them guys too much that you want them.
Admittedly stupid, but yeah, in the worst case you just take it like that in order to be on the safe side of the river.
24-48 Woman changed her mind and thought: Fuck safety! However, all female advisors around prevent her from a very serious transgression of the rule. Once she heard somebody saying, that the worst vice is advice.
Maybe we should think of that. She calls. The answering machine asks her politely to leave a message. She embarrasses herself. Hangs up the phone, throws herself on her bed, wining, wailing, screaming, hitting her head on the wall. Serena, who has entered the room, stands there, laughing at woman. Must have looked stupid. Breach of rule #1. Okay! She promises. She won't do it again.
Everyday routine. Trying not to think of him. Or of what she would do with him. Rule #2 Don't torture yourself: there is no guy outthere, who is worth it. Thats what they say. Very easy. damn difficult.
48-60 This guy does not call back. It drives her crazy. In the morning she is sure he just makes a fool out of her. Probably he sees when she is calling and just doesn't pick up the phone. Or maybe he is just busy. SUre he is! He said, he would call back, so why shouldn't he!
Womans had spinns around. Maybe he is just tired of her. Fed up. How could that be? Did she do something? Instead of analyzing the text in front of her woman starts analyzing once again the situation. Everything just seemed so nice, so fine, so cool, so relaxed. He asked her to call him whenever she felt like. Sure. What about this? She calls again. Heart beating. What would she say? Something very cool? Or hot? or... What? A lovely female voice asks her to leave a message...again...
Woman sighs. Okay, a last try. She says that she hates answering machines and won't talk to it again. Thats her last word.
Uh, she built her own trap! Now she has to wait. Fuck! All female advisors analyze the situation in cooperation with her. Strange. What could the reason be for a behaviour so strange?
60-72 Everyday routine? Yeah, passes by. Head is spinning. What the f***. Oh,
woman's got a new idea! He MUST have lost her number! Thats it! Why not! It would be a crazy explanation, but yeah, why not, actually! Thats a very plausible reason! He has lost her number! Damn! She dreams of him looking madly for her number, her address, hiring a private detective...
Woman asks her male friends for their opinions. What they would do in that kind of situation. A general perplexity prevails. One guy's got a marvellous idea: Go and spray your number on the house in front of his room! As some sort of last chance. Gosh, if she only knew where that damn house is. Somewhere, she recalls, in the midst of a field. But she will find it. Yeah, good idea actually. Thats something of her kind... Late at night she tries again. Secretely. Nobody will ever know, even she will push it away the next day. After four times ringing she hangs up. Heart beating. No! She said she wouldn't. She shouldn't. She looks at the text she is reading. She sees all the horror visions unified. Why should he want to call her at all. It's all fucked up anyways. forget about it! there are more mothers with beautiful and cool sons...

72. A message on HER answering machine. a fresh voice. his voice. he's been out of town. wants to talk to her. will call back later.

Woman jumps up, laughs at the blue sky, giggles and dances. He called! He called! Yeah! He did! Imagine, imagine! All female advisors nodd their heads contently, they all knew. Why worry so much, girl. We knew, we knew... For all woman can see the stupidity clearly from a close distance. And there is no stupidity more involved with thinking than the womans one.